This is a story about how I found my favorite and best vibrator

Most of the time you read about the best vibrator available it is in the form of a review. It is usually put together by a self-proclaimed sex expert. The sad truth is that most of these reviews are commissioned by the company that makes the toy, and sadly there is little truth to them. They are also boring and they use a bunch of lame phrases that don’t really describe what it is like to use the toy. Instead of writing a review like that, I figured I would tell you a quick story about how I found the best sex toy that I have ever used.

You might think this is strange, but I haven’t had sex in quite some time. I was engaged to get married over ten years ago, but things went wrong at the last moment and we never tied the knot. Ever since then, I have had a hard time getting together with any guys. I didn’t even buy a vibrator until a year and a half ago. It was definitely one of the best things I ever did, but it wasn’t anything too extraordinary. So, just how did I go about finding the most amazing sex toys that I have ever used?

I live in an apartment that is actually a converted two story home. I have the first and second floor, and the third and fourth floors are another apartment. It just so happens that, when my new neighbors moved in, they decided to put their bedroom on their third floor, right above mine. These two were young, horny, and shameless. Almost every single night you could hear their bed creaking and both of them screaming away. It wasn’t uncommon for the headboard to bang against the wall, either.

Well, one day I found a package delivered to my home, and I wasn’t really paying attention because of all of the noise they were making while they fucked like rabbits. When I opened it I was surprised – it wasn’t the new candles I had ordered, but a vibrator! I quickly realized that I had opened the package that was meant for my neighbor, but I was curious. It was called the orgasm accelerator, and while I didn’t realize it, it was the greatest vibrator I would ever find.

That night I laid in my bed waiting. I knew that eventually these two would start going at it, and when they did, I would imagine the hot young stud on top of me instead of her. Of course, it didn’t take too long until I could hear him moaning. She must have been sucking his cock, because there was no creaking of the bed. I turned on the orgasm accelerator and within a few minutes I came. Thankfully, they weren’t done. I could hear her screaming, “fuck me, fuck me,” and I figured they were doing it doggy style since I could hear him smacking her ass. I kept working myself with the O Accelerator while these two young lovers went at it for an hour or more. I really don’t know how long it was, because I kept experiencing intense orgasms.

I felt kind of bad about opening the box and then keeping the toy for myself, so eventually I decided to try and make it right. I ordered another one, and when it came I knocked on the door and told them what had happened with the package months ago. I was very embarrassed, but it turned out alright. She just smiled and asked me how I liked having the best vibrator in the world – I told her that I was one happy girl.