Where to go when you want to buy dildos
I decided to put this piece together to help girls buy dildos without having to go to their local sex shop. When I was a girl you couldn’t buy toys online. The internet didn’t even exist yet. The only options were ordering from catalogs or by going to your local sex shop, and since I didn’t want all of my roommates to see a catalog coming to me in the mail, I decided that the best bet was to go to the local shop. What a nightmare that turned out to be!
If you haven’t ever been to one of these shops, then let me tell you what it was like. The very first time I went I was embarrassed. I took one of my friends with me, because she was always talking about going there and how great it was. I’m not really sure what she was talking about. We were there to purchase sex toys, and that’s it. But it seemed like every guy in the place was staring at us. If I wanted the attention of horny guys I would go to the night club, not to the local sex shop.
When I made my choice and took it to the counter the clerk said something to me that was really dirty. I don’t even remember what it was. I actually just walked out, because I was that embarrassed. Luckily my girlfriend paid for the toy and brought it out for me. She was laughing about the whole thing, and saying that she didn’t really understand what was so terrible about it.
Well, I eventually got up the nerve to go back. You will have to buy a dildo more than once in your life. It had actually been about a year since I had last been there, but when I went in one of the guys must have recognized me. He approached me and said that he had seen me before and knew that I was a horny girl because I kept coming back to buy toys! Can you believe the nerve of this guy? Then he said something about getting some real meat and he offered to pay me. I was disgusted and decided that I didn’t want to go back there.
Thankfully you don’t have to deal with that anymore when you want to buy rubber cocks. You can just go online to a site like the Ladygasm site, where you can order all sorts of different types of toys and they ship them to you discreetly. You get to completely avoid the crap that you will have to deal with as a woman in an adult store, and since they have pretty much any dildo you could ever want, you can get something that is really special.
If you really want to go to the adult shop, you can, but I guess you have to really like that kind of attention if you’re going to go to one of those. I am a strong advocate for purchasing yours on the web. The best thing is that these shops online often have discounts or combo deals. One time I bought a dildo and got a free 32 oz bottle of lube. It lasted me for about a year, which was great.
Whenever you decide that you are going to grab a new toy, think long and hard about whether or not you want to journey out to your local sex shop. Instead, you might just want to buy dildos online and save yourself the embarrassment and the hassle.